#MyNYPD (Part I)

there comes a point when the system satirises itself

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Anonymous asked: What's your myers-briggs type? I'm guessing INFP.


Mine is definitely “human soul reduced to pokemon stat”

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feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored

(Source: cumfort)

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this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time


this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

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james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

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Thailand culture update


Day 1 in Ayutthaya was definitely my favorite Songkran day;
Days 2 and 3 in Bangkok had “modesty” measures that made me feel victimized;
Day 4 in Bang Saen was aggressive and alienating (“farang, farang! something in thai that presumably means ‘nail that farang!’”);
Day 5 in Pattaya had Russian tourists out the wazoo who made me resentful because they aren’t even Buddhist, and also pervy boys.

It was fun for the first two hours of day 1 and the first half hour of day 2

all subsequent times it was like…i just wanna be dry again
Also, gross boys and sexism:

  • all these sexually repressed Asian boys using the clay as an excuse to touch my face
  • aiming their water guns at my chest—yeah, asshole, I know what you’re really thinking about
  • pretty much exclusively targeting the white girl, leaving all my dude friends untouched
  • smug grins exchanged between gangs of gross boys
  • I got all those fuckers in the eyes, yes sir I did

Also got pissed b/c of the “you can’t come in here with only a tank top” DOUBLE STANDARD and then they told my guy friends to COVER ME UP like they were my KEEPERS and I was like “FUCK YOUR SEXIST BULLSHIT” and they sort of looked at me with polite disdain b/c 1) emotional outbursts are really embarrassing to Thais and 2) I’m speaking English (Thais don’t have a word or collection of words for sexist bullshit, which should be changed posthaste)

(Source: side0ftheroad)

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This is making me laugh more than it should


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there are so many tictoc
clocks everywhere telling people
what toctic time it is for
tictic instance five toc minutes toc
past six tic

Spring is not regulated and does
not get out of order nor do
its hands a little jerking move
over numbers slowly

                                   we do not
wind it up it has no weights
springs wheels inside of
its slender self no indeed dear
nothing of the kind.

(So,when kiss Spring comes
we’ll kiss each kiss other on kiss the kiss
lips because tic clocks toc don’t make
a toctic difference
to kisskiss you and to
kiss me)

ee cummings (via jehans)
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Bergen, Norway
Photo: Andrew M Butler


Bergen, Norway

Photo: Andrew M Butler

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i mean if you want him to be a dif guy I’d go for the one that you want to fuck. compare them. let them breathe a while. swirl them, then sip them. How is the color? the bloom? are they too dry? Figure this shit out. Leah







do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

are you flirting with me, or can i just not recognize when people are being nice to me

all of the above

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Just helped run a booth for ‘MURICA

We cooked chili, succotash, mac n cheese, and cornbread ENTIRELY WITH A HOT PLATE AND RICE COOKER, amazing

Everyone loved the mac n cheese (possibly because Davis sauteed it fancily on site). Succotash and cornbread were the next most requested. I think the Americans ate all the chili because it was damn good, even if it did look a little too suspicious for the Asians.

Indonesians and Malaysians were killing it with the dessert, though. Best brownie of my life, for reals

jesus fucking christ. take a nap, mo.
Sarah! If that is indeed your real name.
I will take a nap. I will take a nap with my two degrees (and yet still no driving direction in life!)